Oh hello little mason jar...
Have I told you how much I love you?
You with your tall thin body...
and lid with a fancy stripe straw...
Clothed in a gingham monogrammed sleeve...
that has velcro for easy removal...
Did I mention that I swoon because you fit in my car cup holder?
You are the epitome of southern preppiness...
and everyone who sees me with you is jealous
and wants you for themselves...
It's a good thing there's plenty of you to go around...